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At the Gorilla Capital Christmas dinner.
Pudge's coworker: So, when are you due?
Me: In about two weeks.
Pudge's coworker: Geez, I feel like you've been saying that for 5 years.
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This morning.
Me to the boys: Guys, I'm sorry I'm such a psycho.
Constantine: That's awight. I am Superman.
